Putting yourself out there in the online dating world is extremely brave. You’re judged mostly on your appearance, which is why making absolutely certain your profile pic is top-notch is even more important than the information you share.
Natural, subtle, and flattering is recommended, however, Russians have yet to get on board with this.
We can learn a lot about foreign countries: new foods, interesting culture, eclectic music… and the fact that you don’t necessarily want to date anyone from there.
You can check out Russia’s finest here – and take your pick! They’re most likely still single
Do you think this guy is creepy? Just wait till you see some of the other guys. At least he knows how to decorate an apartment, right?
TRY THIS PICK UP LINE: You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.
31. Seduction at its Finest
We all remember the drink ‘Jaguar.’ You know, the most seductive drink ever. Thirsty?
TRY THIS PICK UP LINE: (Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.
30. Fishy Pose
If you have any idea what she’s trying to accomplish in this photo, please, let me know. Hope you like fish!
TRY THIS PICK UP LINE: Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
29. Clean Protection
Looks like this is a well-rounded hunk of a man here. He’s got a gun on one hand, and a hoover on the other. If you’re looking for a guy who will protect you and keep up with the chores, look no further. You’ve found your man.
TRY THIS PICK UP LINE: You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
28. Psycho Alert
This next one is for the man who likes a woman who will protect him no matter where they are. Even at your high school prom. Plus, that axe goes really good with her sparkly blue dress.
TRY THIS PICK UP LINE: Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
Do you like mermaids? Do you like skulls? How about both in a seductive pose? This mermaid princess is ready for you to take on a date, as long as she can bring along her skull.
TRY THIS PICK UP LINE: I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.
For all you ladies out there who want to feel safe, this man is the perfect match for you. Take a look at that stance. He’s like a ninja.
TRY THIS PICK UP LINE: You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
25. A Romantic
Here we have a man who knows how to show his romantic side. The spider-webbed hat just screams seduction! Plus, he brought you a flower.
TRY THIS PICK UP LINE: The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
24. Animal Lover
Yes, he has a dead animal on his head. He’s so stylish. I’m sure a lot of you out there are wondering if he’s still available. He is.
TRY THIS PICK UP LINE: Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
I’m not sure what exactly this person is offering… Thirsty?
TRY THIS PICK UP LINE: I’m not drunk; I’m just intoxicated by YOU.
Sexy, right? I think she’s looking at me. Or maybe she’s looking at you? So seductive.
TRY THIS PICK UP LINE: Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
21. Sexy Pose
Oh my… She’s ready. She doesn’t mess around. She means business.
TRY THIS PICK UP LINE: I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
If you’re looking for a man who knows how to coordinate, you found him. He also loves cats! Nothing screams seduction like orange underwear and matching socks.
TRY THIS PICK UP LINE: If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
19. No Hands
Look everyone, no hands. Now that’s what I call talent.
TRY THIS PICK UP LINE: Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
There’s nothing more seductive than a woman lying in filthy trash. Everyone knows that. Don’t throw this opportunity away.
TRY THIS PICK UP LINE: So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
For all you gold-diggers out there, we have… this guy. He wants to take you shopping, I think. He’s a baller.
TRY THIS PICK UP LINE: I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
Hello abs city. If you’re looking for a man who’s fit and likes to walk around shirtless with a tie, you found him.
TRY THIS PICK UP LINE: Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
15. Would You Like a Drink?
Here’s an intriguing photo. Is this some sort of bribe? Are you thirsty, thirsty for love? Or booze.
TRY THIS PICK UP LINE: Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that’s right, we’ve only met in my dreams.
14. A Man and His Sheep
There’s nothing that screams boyfriend material like a man posing with his sheep. They’re number 1!
TRY THIS PICK UP LINE: Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
13. A Faithful Man
All you ladies out there looking for a faithful man, or a man of faith, you found him! Even Jesus looks like he wants to be in the photo with this one.
TRY THIS PICK UP LINE: Hi, my name is Doug. That’s “god” spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
12. Nice Eyebrows
This one scares me. Those eyebrows are out of control. And why is she trying to eat her necklace?
TRY THIS PICK UP LINE: You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!
Here’s one for all of you out there with a schoolgirl fetish. Not sure what she was thinking when she put on those pink boots though.
TRY THIS PICK UP LINE: Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
10. Sexy & Nutritious
Nothing yells seduction like a banana and a newspaper. Sexy, nutritious, and smart?
TRY THIS PICK UP LINE: Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Here we have a man with swag. A swagger daddy. In the famous words of Drake, “He started at the bottom. Now he’s here. “
TRY THIS PICK UP LINE: Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
8. Party Man
Oh dear… His name is Rod, and he likes to party.
TRY THIS PICK UP LINE: Do you work at Dick’s? Cause you’re sporting the goods.
7. Merry Christmas
This creepy man and his giraffe would like to wish all of you a Merry Christmas. What a sexy Santa outfit, right?
TRY THIS PICK UP LINE: Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
There’s nothing like a nice picnic on a nice summer day. Oh, and some watermelon! Mmmmm, hungry?
TRY THIS PICK UP LINE: Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
5. Do You Like Chickens?
I’m not sure what in the world is going on in this photo. I’m left speechless.
TRY THIS PICK UP LINE: Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.
What’s sexier than a man in a fur coat? A man who’s not in a fur coat maybe. But this guy is a pimp!
TRY THIS PICK UP LINE: Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you’re so Dope!
Not sure why all the car doors are open, but this man is impressive, in a super creepy way. Ladies love a man that’s flexible though. So why not show off that flexibility on your car with all the doors open.
TRY THIS PICK UP LINE: Hey… somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.
2. G-Mom Still Got it
This grandmother still has it! She’s flexible, single, and ready to mingle. Maybe you could set her up with your grandfather.
TRY THIS PICK UP LINE: Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
1. Uh What?
I can’t take this anymore. That’s enough. Russia, you need to get it together!
TRY THIS PICK UP LINE (OR NOT…): Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!